So much for eliminated my JokerStars curse. Three outed on three separate rivers to drop out of three different tournaments. Guess I'll have to go back to $3 buyins. I suspect that by blogging about my win, someone in JokerFucker Lack of Customer Support finally realized I'd hit something, and changed the batteries in the doomswitch.
Speaking of lack of customer support, where the fuck is my withdrawal from Bodog after all these weeks?