The Lighter Side of the Bailout

I suppose if I ever filled out this form, I might have to join the bankers in front of Barney Frank and explain how I'd spend the money. And no, I have no interest in buying the Phelps bong on eBay for a hundo large...



Thanks to my awesome friend Franco for sharing it...unfortunately, I don't know the original Photoshop artist to properly credit...

When Levity Is Called For

Okay, in an attempt to see what the fuss is really about, I downloaded* the new and improved Ultimate Bet software:



Which one should I pick?










*and by "downloaded", I of course refer to saving a pic found on 2+2 on my system.

To Our Shadowy Puppet Masters

It's over. Done. Finito.


Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

"After the break, researchers say they have found a cure for awakeness."

I so heart the Onion.