There once was a Mondo in Nantucket
Who carried his chips in a bucket.
He donked them one day
To someone who can't play...
'till he finally just said, "poker? oh fuck it".
That's right, kids...off to Nantucket on Monday for a week of crab, lobster, beaches, the definitive Keith Moon biography, and most likely not a single hand of online poker.
Hell, I may not even bring my laptop, though I probably should.