Friday, July 25, 2008

In All Cereusness

Who'd a thunk it? The cheating weasels* over at Absolute Poker and Ultimate Bet have decided to truly combine their estimable powers and talents to rape honest players of even more money.

New AbsoluteFraud and UltimateTheft platform

Here's the best part of the story:

CEREUS: a new poker platform that will integrate the customers and features from both poker rooms, instantly making CEREUS the third largest online poker network.

So that means they're bringing the superusers with them! S'awes. Shine that pig up some more now, why don't ya.

Thanks, Falstaff, for bringing this to our attention. You're absolutely correct -- the real reason behind this move would seem to be nothing more than a shallow attempt to leave the names behind. And yet, the online poker community is simply far too bright (even if often arrogant and degenerate) to fall for this garbage.

Of course, there will be a few naive money grabbers who will sign up with anyone for a cheap buck, at the expense of your good reputation. Yeah, Tiffany Michelle, I'm looking at you....don't spend that two day endorsement money all in one place, cereusly.

*I don't wish to disrespect weasels by lumping them in with absolutely fradulent ultimately thieving online sites.

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