Twas' the night before Main Event
and all through the Rio
Not a degen was stirring,
not even an Eskimo...
Oh fuck it, I can't even remember the Night Before Christmas, much less riff on it.
On Lucko and LJ and Iggy and Pauly
On Loretta8 and every other motherlovin' blogger in donkament paradise.
Good luck you crazies, may one of you take it down. And a lil' special wish to the blogger I've got the tiniest piece imaginable of....take. it. down.
Mostly, remember how special an experience this is, at the vast majority of us will never ever ever be in the Amazon room for the Main Event. Have fun.