Tuesday, January 15, 2008

This Just In...

Intrepid correspondent Harry Shearer (yeah, that Harry Shearer) has uncovered evidence that Katie Couric is, in fact, human. Beyond cussing and making fun of husky voices, she doesn't seem to think too highly of Rudy G's chances in the presidential race...



So you tell me, is she still America's Sweetheart, or just another flustered over the hill teevee personality who'd rather be microballin' the online freerolls? Frankly, I don't much go for the deer-in-headlights look, myself. I'd rather get my news from Gus Haynes -- I like a bit of honesty with my reportage, if'n ya know whut ah mean.

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