What Celebrations May Come

Whatever it is you may celebrate this week, be it:

Christmas
Hanukkah
Kwanzaa
Festivus
Merry ChristmaHanukwanzakah
Post winter solstice pagan nekkid dancing
J E T S losses giving Dolphin titles
a Holiday in Cambodia
beating expert level at Rock Band Christmas Edition

or whether you're just celebrating dragging a huge pot on the river in your next online poker game,

May your own celebrations be joyous and safe this year.

And may all of our troops soon be on our own shores.

Cheers.